If My Life Were a Martial Arts Film

I'd go see it on the cheap, if only to beat this oppressive heat. IT IS OPPRESSING ME!

But instead, let us look at some other would-be films. Here's one: Arrested Development as an action film.



I love George-Michael's line. I think that's one of the best parts.

I'm sure you've all seen The Shining as a romantic comedy? Well, see it again.



This one is really, really good: Mary Poppins as "Scary Mary." Truly frightening.



Wow, this one is hilarious: Brokeback to the Future. THE ONLY VARIABLE THEY FORGOT WAS LOVE, GUYS.



This one is excellent, if only because Woody makes a great Joker - it's The Dark Knight trailer recut to Toy Story 2. It's the #1 film/animation YouTube video in Ireland, guys! MUST BE GOOD. (Spoiler: it is.)



A little long, but really stellar, old sport, is this Tom Hanks as James Bond trailer. Never did I imagine that he would be/have been so excellent for the role. Maybe that should be his next gig - of course, whenever the Bond series is made again. It's on hold for now, unfortunately (although I haven't seen any of the recent ones so I don't know if they're even good or not, and I really don't like Daniel Craig).



If you've found any others, post 'em in the comments. Oh, and keep letting me know if you want the new posts emailed to you when they're posted.