Tuesday, May 24, 2011

J. Biebs, And Nothing More

Biebs went behind my back and released this new perfume and subsequent commercial without alerting me first. But then I saw it, and I understood why.



I think this explains itself.

And on that day, the world was reborn from a "Someday"-less infant to a poorly edited, nonsensical, but likely sweet-smelling man. Err, waifish teenage boy, rather.

4 comments:

  1. YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!

    So I'm going to go buy this perfume now. So JBiebs will take me into the clouds and smell me... yup.

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  2. What's makes it really sad is the fact that he's a boy yet its PERFUME! He can't even wear it (unless he wants to smell like a girl).

    JBiebs is being exploiting! Allegra, as one of JBiebs'closest friends, you should break the news to him :(

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  3. You are so right. I contacted Biebs' management (now that he's released what is sure to be the best-selling perfume of all time, it's much harder to speak to him directly) and they scheduled me in to meet with him sometime in the next 8 months. SO I WILL LET HIM KNOW! eventually.

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